this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
If your name is on one of these I just wanna let you know your parents are basic bitches with no creativity
Sounds like someone’s sad they couldn’t find their name on a coke bottle
Anonymous said: tbh dylan isnt that good looking but he does have a good personality though!
my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD
i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around
you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end
yes you can
shut up nerd
go to my inbox and tell me what character im most like
dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
- Me: i'm over my crush
- Crush: hey
- Me: nvm