Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
Hello? Little human? Okay I kiss you now.
Fun fact: the cat is checking the baby’s mouth to see if it is still breathing. Were it not breathing, the cat would commence to eat it.
I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up
BUT IM LOOKING AT THIS ON MY PHONE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
Madonna being made up by Francois Nars for her Vanity Fair photo shoot with Steven Meisel (1991)
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
my favorite thing is when steve hides full body behind the shield
#how can that big dorito fit behind that little circle (via wintermintsoldier)
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
This post gets better and better
someone said I should draw some Harry and Draco, but since I don’t exactly ship them I drew them as bros.
seriously, Harry-Draco bromance happening is something my heart desires, hehehe
I am sorry, I do too many unnecessary things.
We’ve come to expect impossible, even improbable standards of beauty to populate our magazines and our television shows. It’s another thing entirely to find they’ve invaded our workplace.
GUYS. I JUST REALIZED.
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
THAT’S JOSH PECK.
KNOW WHAT ELSE A “PECK” IS?
JOSH IS LITERALLY A BOOB.